TODAY IS RAPTURE DAY

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Nursewhen
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I remember the last rapture that was supposed to happen on the year 2000.
They did a news spoof showing the panic of the people left behind.
Personally I'd be going 'Woo Hoo! we've got rid of the nutters!'
 
 

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GUYS, GUYS!
I've worked it out!
The 2000 rapture didn't happen because they miscalculated the timing.
They miscalculated because they believe the earth is only a few thousand years old when in fact it's millions of years old.
That means that the rapture actually happened in the past.
SO NOW WE KNOW WHAT HAPPENED TO THE DINOSAURS!
Blame it on the Veloci-rapture   :)
 
 
 
 

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Nursewhen wrote:

GUYS, GUYS!
I've worked it out!
The 2000 rapture didn't happen because they miscalculated the timing.
They miscalculated because they believe the earth is only a few thousand years old when in fact it's millions of years old.
That means that the rapture actually happened in the past.
SO NOW WE KNOW WHAT HAPPENED TO THE DINOSAURS!
Blame it on the Veloci-rapture   :)

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That is a brilliant idea, Nurse When,  I  may have to steal it. As you make a brief appearance in my next book I trust you will forgive me.

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Grand Master wrote:

That is a brilliant idea, Nurse When,  I  may have to steal it. As you make a brief appearance in my next book I trust you will forgive me.

Hooray! 
* Does Happy Dance *
 
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Hooray! 
* Does Happy Dance *
Smiling
I think I saw you in one of those videos on the last page?

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Uncle Nick wrote:

Nursewhen wrote:

Hooray! 
* Does Happy Dance *
Smiling
I think I saw you in one of those videos on the last page?

Wicked Bogeling woman, that was me!
(Rewind...)

Grand Master
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I have just discovered that God has a Facebook page, should we ask him what the deal was with the Rapture?

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Must check Gods page when I get home tonight....I need to know what his/her/its relationship status is, favourite films, whether jesus is listed as "family" and just who his friends are!

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Whoops apocolypse....October 21st is the new improved rapture day.   At least we can go to the big party in July before the world ends.  How very thoughtful of God.